A recently dead, life long atheist was upset to find himself dead
and worse
to find a heaven filled with angels
and Mary
and Jesus
and his 12 dwarves
He took off his sandals
and walked the five minute to the dark edge of town
God was outside walking in his fields
and saw him pass
“Aram, where are you off to?”
“To hell, I guess. I didn’t buy this shit on earth and now that I know you exist
I think I hate you.”
“W. T. Fuck, Aram that was like a lifetime ago.
I made you to disbelieve,
now please, walk with me a while before you go,
I have so much I have been waiting to tell you.”
